zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

chibiknightcrossing:

current mood: tamagotchi after it poops

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frufrou:

an extremely emotional tale told entirely in screeches and grunts

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The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

highinfortree:

oohhh this should be fun

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Okay. So I just looked up the roster for the game tonight, and Viktor Krum isn’t on there? What?